♥Draw Me Like One of Those French Girls♥

A loving doe, a graceful deer—
    may her breasts satisfy you always,
    may you ever be intoxicated with her love.
Proverbs 5:19

 

“Draw me like one of those French girls”
I asked my husband one day
Referring to the movie Titanic
When Rose asked Jack the same

My honey is quite an artist
Although he won't admit
He can draw almost anything
He also has an odd wit. 
 

I was lying on the bed
From work I was tired and a mess
My husband came out of the bathroom
He walked in our closet to dress

When he stepped out of our closet
He had something he held in his hand

A very small piece of paper he threw
In front of my face it did land

When I saw the drawing
I began to laugh and I said
“The picture is ME as a French girl”
And now it hangs over our bed.

 

by theresa arnold

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♥The Ceiling Fan♥



The wind blows to the south and turns to the north;
round and round it goes, ever returning on its course.
Ecclesiastes 1:6



 

The Ceiling Fan 

The man that made

The ceiling fan

I’d like to know

I would shake his hand 

When night time comes

And I sleep in bed

The ceiling fan

Blows on my head 

Watching TV

Is such a breeze

The ceiling fan

Keeps me at ease 

There’s only one thing

That I don’t like

When the fan is on

And my bird’s in flight 

He hits the fan

Then he hits the wall

And then I ain’t got

No bird at all.

 

by theresa arnold

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♥Time To Fly♥

Those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength.
They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary,
    they will walk and not be faint.
Isaiah 40:31
{Customer Post}



Time to Fly

 

Some days you have choices
And some days only CHOICE

No place to land or sit or float
You hear a still small voice

I know it looks quite difficult
Impossible at times

You don't have land in front of you
Because it's time to FLY

Spread the wings I gave to you
I'll send wind to help you glide

It won't be long, I'll help you out
One day you'll know the "why"

Until we meet in person
A choice you must make

To spread your wings and fly above
Or faint under life's weight.

But even if you falter
I'll be there through your trial

I'm always by your side dear one
Because I love you child.

by theresa arnolda poem for my customers

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♥Zombie House♥

Why should I fear when evil days come,
    when wicked deceivers surround me
Psalms 49:5

 

Where do Zombies go to sleep

Where do they lay their heads

A little cabin in the woods

A lawn chair for a bed. 

 

The door is always open

For zombie friends to stay

To rest their weary zombie bones

Any time of the day.

 

And when they’re finished sleeping

It’s time to hit the road

For breakfast brains and innards

Of unsuspecting souls. 

 

So heed this little warning

As your feet crunch forest leaves

Not all empty houses

Are what they appear to be……..

 

by theresa arnold

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♥Cellulite Butt Pumpkins♥

A happy heart makes the face cheerful....
Proverbs 15:13

 

Come to my store
I have something to sell
Cellulite Butt Pumpkins
They don't even smell

I know they're not pretty
Light orange and not smooth
But Cellulite Butt Pumpkins
Can decorate too.

Put them on tables
And on your front step
Take them to work
And place on your desk.

Carve goofy faces
A cat or a ghoul
With wrinkles and pimples
It will make people drool.

So come buy some pumpkins
I'll sell them half price
Make pumpkin time special
With some Butt Cellulite!

 

by theresa arnold

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♥The Cayenne Man Rap Poem♥

Do not store up for yourself treasures on earth……store up
treasures in heaven….where your treasure is,

there your heart will be.

Matthew 6:19-21

{September's Heart 2013}

Postcard

 

The Cayenne Man

Made from a can

Hanging from a wall

Got forks for his hands 
 

Got a silly grin

Don’t have no chin

Pepper shaker top hat

Hottest of men 
 

Two ounce honey

Might sound funny

Seems too small

He don’t cost much money 
 

Put him in a sack

My homey’s on my back

I’ll hang him on my wall

Yeah, another knick knack!
 

 

by theresa Arnold

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♥The Mountains in Me♥

The mountains shall bring peace to the people, and the little hills, by righteousness.
Psalms 72:3
{Gallery}



The Mountains
In my soul
Keep me joyous....When hard times come

The Mountains
In my mind
Help me breath.....When air is gone

The Mountains
In my song
Sounding sweetly....To my ear

The Mountains
In my life
Keep me strong....When there is fear

The Mountains
In my path
Call to me....And let me know

That Beauty,
Peace, and Harmony
Forever......In Mountains flow.

by theresa Arnold


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