Sunday, July 13, 2014

♥Draw Me Like One of Those French Girls♥

A loving doe, a graceful deer
    may her breasts satisfy you always,
    may you ever be intoxicated with her love.

Proverbs 5:19
“Draw me like one of those French girls”
I asked my husband one day
Referring to the movie Titanic
When Rose asked Jack the same

My honey is quite an artist
Although he won't admit
He can draw almost anything
He also has an odd wit.
I was lying on the bed
From work I was tired and a mess
My husband came out of the bathroom
He walked in our closet to dress

When he stepped out of our closet
He had something he held in his hand
A very small piece of paper he threw
In front of my face it did land
When I saw the drawing
I began to laugh and I said
“The picture is ME as a French girl”
And now it hangs over our bed.

by theresa arnold

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

♥The Ceiling Fan♥

The wind blows to the south and turns to the north;
round and round it goes, ever returning on its course.

Ecclesiastes 1:6

The Ceiling Fan 

The man that made
The ceiling fan
I’d like to know
I would shake his hand 

When night time comes
And I sleep in bed
The ceiling fan
Blows on my head 

Watching TV
Is such a breeze
The ceiling fan
Keeps me at ease 

There’s only one thing
That I don’t like
When the fan is on
And my bird’s in flight 

He hits the fan
Then he hits the wall
And then I ain’t got
No bird at all.
by theresa arnold

Monday, November 4, 2013

♥Time To Fly♥

Those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength.
They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary,
    they will walk and not be faint.

Isaiah 40:31
{Customer Post}

Time to Fly

Some days you have choices
And some days only CHOICE

No place to land or sit or float
You hear a still small voice

I know it looks quite difficult
Impossible at times

You don't have land in front of you
Because it's time to FLY

Spread the wings I gave to you
I'll send wind to help you glide

It won't be long, I'll help you out
One day you'll know the "why"

Until we meet in person
A choice you must make

To spread your wings and fly above
Or faint under life's weight.

But even if you falter
I'll be there through your trial

I'm always by your side dear one
Because I love you child.

by theresa arnold
a poem for my customers

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Friday, November 1, 2013

♥Zombie House♥

Why should I fear when evil days come,
    when wicked deceivers surround me

Psalms 49:5

Where do Zombies go to sleep
Where do they lay their heads
A little cabin in the woods
A lawn chair for a bed. 

The door is always open
For zombie friends to stay
To rest their weary zombie bones
Any time of the day.

And when they’re finished sleeping
It’s time to hit the road
For breakfast brains and innards
Of unsuspecting souls. 

So heed this little warning
As your feet crunch forest leaves
Not all empty houses
Are what they appear to be……..
by theresa arnold

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Tuesday, October 1, 2013

♥Cellulite Butt Pumpkins♥

A happy heart makes the face cheerful....
Proverbs 15:13

Come to my store
I have something to sell
Cellulite Butt Pumpkins
They don't even smell

I know they're not pretty
Light orange and not smooth
But Cellulite Butt Pumpkins
Can decorate too.

Put them on tables
And on your front step
Take them to work
And place on your desk.

Carve goofy faces
A cat or a ghoul
With wrinkles and pimples
It will make people drool.

So come buy some pumpkins
I'll sell them half price
Make pumpkin time special
With some Butt Cellulite!
by theresa arnold

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Saturday, September 7, 2013

♥The Cayenne Man Rap Poem♥

Do not store up for yourself treasures on earth……store up
treasures in heaven….where your treasure is,
there your heart will be.
Matthew 6:19-21
{September's Heart 2013}


The Cayenne Man
Made from a can
Hanging from a wall
Got forks for his hands 
Got a silly grin
Don’t have no chin
Pepper shaker top hat
Hottest of men 
Two ounce honey
Might sound funny
Seems too small
He don’t cost much money 
Put him in a sack
My homey’s on my back
I’ll hang him on my wall
Yeah, another knick knack!
by theresa Arnold

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Sunday, August 11, 2013

♥The Mountains in Me♥

The mountains shall bring peace to the people, and the little hills, by righteousness.
Psalms 72:3

The Mountains
In my soul
Keep me joyous....When hard times come

The Mountains
In my mind
Help me breath.....When air is gone

The Mountains
In my song
Sounding sweetly....To my ear

The Mountains
In my life
Keep me strong....When there is fear

The Mountains
In my path
Call to me....And let me know

That Beauty,
Peace, and Harmony
Forever......In Mountains flow.

by theresa Arnold

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